Nobody Remembers Who Came In Second.

Linus Van Pelt: Well, I Can Understand How You Feel. You Worked Hard, Studying For The Spelling Bee, And I Suppose You Feel You Let Everyone Down, And You Made A Fool Of Yourself And Everything. But Did You Notice Something, Charlie Brown? Charlie Brown: What's That? Linus Van Pelt: The World Didn't Come To An End.

Friendship Isn't About Who You've Known The Longest. It's All About The Friend Who Comes And Stands By Your Side In Bad Times.

Though Her Husband Often Went On Business Trips, She Hated To Be Left Alone. "i've Solved Your Problem," He Said. "i've Bought You A St. Bernard. Its Name Is Great Reluctance. Now, When I Go Away, You Shall Know That I Am Leaving You With Great Reluctance!" She Hit Him With A Waffle Iron.

I Have A Feeling That When My Ship Comes In I'll Be At The Airport.

It Won't Do You Any Good To Run If You're Running The Wrong Way. I've Developed A New Philosophy...i Only Dread One Day At A Time.