Nobody Remembers Second Place.

Just Received Western Union Tellagram Via Carrier Pigieon From Mexican Cousin Juan, Apparently He Just Got Hired By Wwe...and Would Like Me To Watch His First Match Tonight In Salisbury Md, I'll Be There.

My Home Is At The Wwe. I Truly Do Love Performing. The Atmosphere Here Isn't Like Anything Else. It's Truly Where I Belong.

A Man's Character Is Not Judged After He Celebrates A Victory, But By What He Does When His Back Is Against The Wall.

It's Unrated, Which Means It's Too Confusing To Possibly Put A Rating On.

Ahhh, Wade. Wade, You're Just So Stupid.