Nobody Could Stand An Eternity Of Heaven.

A Photographer Is Like A Cod, Which Produces A Million Eggs In Order That One May Reach Maturity.

The Wheels Are Turning, But The Hamsters Are All Dead. Make It Idiot-proof And Someone Will Make A Better Idiot. I Learned Long Ago, Never To Wrestle With A Pig, You Get Dirty; And Besides, The Pig Likes It.

Christianity Might Be A Good Thing If Anyone Ever Tried It.

English Is The Easiest Language To Speak Badly.

All Religions Begin With A Revolt Against Morality, And Perish When Morality Conquers Them.