Nobody Asked How You Looked, Just What

But You Don't Have To Go Up In The Stands And Play Your Foul Balls. I Do.

These Greens Are So Fast I Have To Hold My Putter Over The Ball And Hit It With The Shadow.

The Fact That Slammin' Sammy Couldn't Win The Open Made It All The More Valuable For The Players That Did Win. Gave It A Special Quality. I'd Say A Part Of The Sheen On That Trophy Comes From My Sweat.

Golf Is Played With The Arms.

There Is An Old Saying: If A Man Comes Home With Sand In His Cuffs And Cockleburs In His Pants, Don't Ask Him What He Shot.