Noble And Manly Music Invigorates The Spirit,

The Stars Never Lie, But The Astrologers Lie About The Stars.

When I Was Seventeen I Drank Some Very Good Beer I Drank Some Very Good Beer I Purchased With A Fake Id My Name Was Brian Mcgee I Stayed Up Listening To Queen When I Was Seventeen

If Not Yet Lost To All The Sense Of Shame.

You Know Those Balls That They Put On Car Antennas So You Can Find Them In The Parking Lot? Those Should Be On Every Car!

A Glorious Death Is His, Who For His Country Falls.