No One With A Happy Childhood Ever

Everything Happens For A Reason, But That Doesn't Mean There's A Point.

I Made The Rules I Figured I Could Be The One To Break Them. I Thought I Would Write About Xenophobia, A Hatred Of Foreigners. After I Stated Writing The Story There Was Not A Foreigner To Be Had. I Did Not Want To Just Stick One In There So I Could Get A Title Out Of It Since It Seemed Like Cheating. I Never Figured Out How I Could Get Out Of This Dilemma So I Just Called It X And Weaved X Traits Into The Story.

You Never Know Which People Will Affect Your Life.

My Job As The Writer Is To Fool You. Your Job As The Reader Is To See If You Can Catch Me At It.

Life Was Reduced To Its Four Basic Elements: Air, Food, Drink, And A Good Friend.