No One Will Ever Ask Me To

I Really Bridled When Parks And Rec Became Popular And Woodworking Publications Wanted Me To Do Stuff With Them.

My Wife, The Actress Megan Mullally, Was An English Major At Northwestern University And Loves Fiction. Like So Many Things In My Life, She Curates Things For Me. For Example, I Have The Daunting Prospect Of Donna Tartt's "the Goldfinch" Waiting For Me When I Get Through My Current Reading Pile.

One Of The Most Poignant Pieces Of Recent Science Fiction For Me Was The Portrayal Of The Adults In The Pixar Film Wall-e. I Feel Like We're On The Cusp Of Becoming Fat Babies In Floating Chairs Being Fed Everything In Shake Form, And I Feel Like I Am As Prone To Laziness As Anybody.

It's Irrelevant To Me If Other People Know Who I Am. I'm Just, I'm Really Happy. It Calms Me Down, Too. If You're On Top Of An Oilrig, Fighting With Politicians, Or Whatever - You Need A Bit Of Wisdom To Realize That You're Not Always Right, Or That You're Not Always Being Reasonable, Or You're Not Always Listening.

If Your Shirt Isn't Tucked Into Your Pants, Then Your Pants Are Tucked Into Your Shirt.