No One Is Depressed When They're Being

I'm A Comedian, Not A Politician.

I Don't Have Anything Against My Mom, But My Family Has No Emotional Connection To Each Other.

You Don't Realize How Much You Use Your Credit Card Not Even To Buy Things. It's A Card You Get So You Can Navigate Society.

My Motto Is "more Mystery, Less History".

I Saw A Commercial For The Maxi Pads For The Bigger Gals They're Making Now. That Was A Nice Visual While I Was Eating.