No One Ever Swung Too Slowly.

The Object Of Golf Is To Beat Someone. Make Sure That Someone Is Not Yourself.

The Toughest Opponent Of All Is Old Man Par. He's A Patient Soul Who Never Shoots A Birdie And Never Incurs A Bogey. And If You Would Travel The Long Road With Him, You Must Be Patient, Too.

On The Golf Course, A Man May Be The Dogged Victim Of Inexorable Fate, Be Struck Down By An Appalling Stroke Of Tragedy, Become The Hero Of Unbelievable Melodrama, Or The Clown In A Side-splitting Comedy.

You Might As Well Praise A Man For Not Robbing A Bank As To Praise Him For Playing By The Rules.

Many Shots Are Spoiled At The Last Instant By Efforts To Add A Few More Yards.