No One Ever Said Life Was Fair.

There Were Times When I Was More At Home In Front Of Millions Of People Than I Was At Home.

I Love The Writing. I Love The Idea Of Typing And Seeing It On The Computer And Printing It Out Myself And, You Know, Moving Sentences Around. I Like That.

It Costs A Lot To Sue A Magazine, And It's Too Bad That We Don't Have A System Where The Losing Team Has To Pay The Winning Team's Lawyers.

I Don't Have False Teeth. Do You Think I'd Buy Teeth Like These?

Celebrity Was A Long Time In Coming; It Will Go Away. Everything Goes Away.