No One Can Be An Unbeliever Nowadays.

Find Yourself A Cup; The Teapot Is Behind You. Now Tell Me About Hundreds Of Things.

He Is One Of Those People Who Would Be Enormously Improved By Death.

Mother, May I Go And Maffick, Tear Around And Hinder Traffic?

Oysters Are More Beautiful Than Any Religion... There's Nothing In Christianity Or Buddhism That Quite Matches The Sympathetic Unselfishness Of An Oyster.

Every Reformation Must Have Its Victims. You Can’t Expect The Fatted Calf To Share The Enthusiasm Of The Angels Over The Prodigal’s Return.