No Man Is Great If He Thinks

A Holding Company Is The People You Give Your Money To While You're Being Searched.

I Read Where They Are Going To Limit Debate In The Senate. It Used To Be That A Man Could Talk All Day, But Now, As Soon As He Tells All He Knows, He Has To Sit Down. Most Of These Birds Will Just Be Getting Up And Nodding Now. Why, Some Of Them Won't Be Able To Answer Roll Call.

Democrats Are The Only Reason To Vote For Republicans

Will Rogers Used To Say He Wouldn't Run For President No Matter How Badly The Country Needed A Comedian.

I Bet Any Sunday Could Be Made As Popular At Church As Easter Is If You Made 'em Fashion Shows Too. The Audience Is So Busy Looking At Each Other That The Preacher Just As Well Recite Gunga Din.