No, I Don’t Wear Contacts, And Contrary

It’s Funny. I Don’t Like Onions But I Like Onion Rings. What’s Up With That?

The Idea That I Would Ever End Up On David Letterman Or Jay Leno Is Horrifying. I Am Such A Freak In Comparison To Most Other Twenty-five-year-old Guys. I Have No Idea What Other People Are Thinking. I’m Not Really In Touch.

Art Is Really Predicated Upon The Experiences That You've Had In Your Life. You Only Have To Share What You've Consumed.

I Never Sing Under The Shower, I Keep It For The Stage.

If I Saw A Man And I Was Attracted… I Would Follow Through With It.