No Entertainment Is So Cheap As Reading,

People Wish Their Enemies Dead - But I Do Not; I Say Give Them The Gout, Give Them The Stone!

Copiousness Of Words, However Ranged, Is Always False Eloquence, Though It Will Ever Impose On Some Sort Of Understandings.

Satire Should, Like A Polished Razor Keen, Wound With A Touch That's Scarcely Felt Or Seen.

Be Plain In Dress, And Sober In Your Diet; In Short, My Deary, Kiss Me, And Be Quiet.

One Would Suffer A Great Deal To Be Happy.