Never Yawn In Front Of A Lady.

A Man Doesn't Know What Happiness Is Until He's Married. By Then It's Too Late.

Rock N' Roll Is The Most Disgusting Form Of Expression, It's Brutal, Malefic, A Pestilential Aphrodisiac, The Preferred Music Of The Delinquents Of The Earth.

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Hustler With A Literary Agent.

Here's To The Confusion Of Our Enemies!

I've Always Had A Theory That Whenever Guys And Gals Start Swinging, They Begin To Lose Interest In Conquering The World. They Just Want A Comfortable Pad And Stereo And Wheels, And Their Thoughts Turn To The Good Things Of Life - Not To War. They Loosen Up, They Live And They're More Apt To Let Live.