Never Slap A Man Who's Chewing Tobacco.

The Short Memories Of The American Voters Is What Keeps Our Politicians In Office.

Don't Be Misled By History, Or Any Other Unreliable Source.

If We Took Congress Seriously, We Would Be Worrying All The Time.

I Wonder If It Isn't Just Cowardice Instead Of Generosity That Makes Us Give Tips.

If You Make Any Money, The Government Shoves You In The Creek Once A Year With It In Your Pockets, And All That Don't Get Wet You Can Keep.