Never Slap A Man Who Chews Tobacco.

I've Produced More Pilots Than United Airlines, And They've All Been Disasters. Every Audition I Ever Took In My Life I Lost.

People Over 100 Are The Fastest-growing Group In America. People Soon Will Be Working 'til 100 - Some Because They Have To - And Living 'til 125 Or Even 135. What Do I Know, I'm Just A Weatherman, But I've Made A Hobby Of Studying This, And It's Phenomenal.

I Think Women Can Cope A Lot Better Than Men.

It Was A Big Story And Yesterday's Soup. Who Cares?

No Libraries, No Progress.