Never Put A Sock In A Toaster.

Because That's What Narcissism Is All About; Looking In The Mirror Everyday And Thinking 'damn, I'd Like To Shag Myself.'

Religion And Philosophy, Philosophy And Religion - They're Two Words Which Are Both ... Different. In Spelling.

People Still Talk About A British Sense Of Humour, Or French Slapstick Or How The Germans Have No Sense Of Humour - And It's Just Rubbish. I Do Strongly Feel That We Are All The Bloody Same.

When I First Came Out, I Thought, I Want To Walk Like A Real Woman, I Don't Want To Do Mincing Steps. And There Was Some Girl I Saw Walking Up Holloway Road In Islington Who Had This Long Languid Walk And I Thought, That's What I Like, So I Incorporated Her Walk Into Mine.

I Don't Believe In God. So I'm A Non-believer In The Non-visible. I'm A Believer In Us; In Humans.