Never Make Forecasts, Especially About Future.

When Someone Does Something Good, Applaud! You Will Make Two People Happy.

The Trouble With This Business Is The Dearth Of Bad Pictures.

The Reason So Many People Turned Up At His Funeral Is That They Wanted To Make Sure He Was Dead.

True, I've Been A Long Time Making Up My Mind, But Now I'm Giving You A Definite Answer. I Won't Say Yes, And I Won't Say No - But I'm Giving You A Definite Maybe.

My Horse Was In The Lead, Coming Down The Home Stretch, But The Caddie Fell Off.