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You Must Learn From The Mistakes Of Others. You Can't Possibly Live Long Enough To Make Them All Yourself.

There Was An Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe She Had So Many Children Her Government Subsidy Check Came To $4,892.

If You Want To Kill Time Why Not Try Working It To Death.

More And More Congressmen Now Stay In Washington All Year-round Because They Can't Stay At Home Under The Laws They've Passed.

I Admit That: My Wife Is Outspoken, But By Whom?