Never Jump Into A Pile Of Leaves

This Is My Report On How To Live... They Say The Best Way Is Just To Live One Day At A Time... If You Try To Live Seven Days At A Time, The Week Will Be Over Before You Know It.

Though Her Husband Often Went On Business Trips, She Hated To Be Left Alone. "i've Solved Your Problem," He Said. "i've Bought You A St. Bernard. Its Name Is Great Reluctance. Now, When I Go Away, You Shall Know That I Am Leaving You With Great Reluctance!" She Hit Him With A Waffle Iron.

Empty?! You Took All The Cookies!" "they Were Crying To Get Out Of The Jar... Cookies Get Claustrophobia Too, You Know!

When You Die, Are You Ever Allowed To Come Back?" "only If You Had Your Hand Stamped.

Your Stupidity Is Appalling!" "most Stupidity Is!