Never Forget Me, Because If I Thought

Golf Is So Popular Simply Because It Is The Best Game In The World At Which To Be Bad.

Mind Over Matter, Will Make The Pooh Unfatter.

It Was A Drowsy Summer Afternoon, And The Forest Was Full Of Gentle Sounds, Which All Seemed To Be Saying To Pooh, 'don't Listen To Rabbit, Listen To Me.' So He Got In A Comfortable Position For Not Listening To Rabbit.

If The Person You Are Talking To Doesn't Appear To Be Listening, Be Patient. It May Simply Be That He Has A Small Piece Of Fluff In His Ear.

For I Am A Bear Of Very Little Brain, And Long Words Bother Me.