Never Could I Expect To Be So

About Thirty Years Ago, Miss Maria Ward Of Huntingdon, With Only Seven Thousand Pounds, Had The Good Luck To Captivate Sir Thomas Bertram, Of Mansfield Park, In The County Of Northampton, And To Be Thereby Raised To The Rank Of A Baronet's Lady, With All The Comforts And Consequences Of An Handsome House And Large Income.

Which Of All My Important Nothings Shall I Tell You First?

But Indeed I Would Rather Have Nothing But Tea.

If I Am Wrong, I Am Doing What I Believe To The Right.

There Are Certainly Not So Many Men Of Large Fortune In The World, As There Are Pretty Women To Deserve Them.