Never Call Anyone A Baboon Unless You

I Do Not Travel. I Am Not Much Of An Extrovert, And I'm Not Much Interested In Extroverted Objects. I Do Not Care For The 'ideas' Of Novelists. Novels Are Wonderful, Of Course, But I Prefer Newspapers.

Much Still Remains To Be Learned About His Sex Life Because The Hummingbird Is Quicker Than The Eye.

Three Million Alligators Were Killed In Florida Between 1880 And 1900. Goody!

It's Easy To See The Faults In People, I Know; And It's Harder To See The Good. Especially When The Good Isn't There.

The Wren-box Problem Is Becoming More Acute Each Year, For Wrens Now Demand Better Housing Conditions And Labor-saving Devices.