Nervous? He's Tighter Than Pat Buchanan's Sphincter

Of Course, That's Just My Opinion. I Could Be Wrong.

Their Offense Is Shakier Than Katherine Hepburn After An All-night Espresso Bender At Starbucks.

Listen, The Weather Is Just Like Hillary's Explanation For Her War Vote: We Just Don't Know, Do We?

And Finally, And Most Importantly, The Next Time We Go To War, Don't Give A Specific Reason For The War That The Left Can Seize Upon And Later Flog Us With It Ad Nauseam, Just Do It. Remember, The First Rule Of Fight Club Is That You Don't Talk About Fight Club.

It Takes Zero Politically Correct People To Screw In A Lightbulb Because They Are Perpetually In The Dark.