Neither Conservatives Nor Humorists Believe Man Is

The Key Ingredient Of Politics Is The Idea That All Of Society's Ills Can Be Cured Politically. It's Like A Cookbook Where The Recipe For Everything Is To Fry It. The Fruit Cocktail Is Fried.

There Aren't Many Political Humorists. Dave Barry Is Excellent, But He Doesn't Do It Much.

Apparently Bolivia Is The Key Source Of Lithium In The World. So We're Gonna Trade The Saudis For The Bolivians.

It's Better To Spend Money Like There's No Tomorrow Than To Spend Tonight Like There's No Money.

God Has No Role To Play In Politics Except To Make Sure Politicians Go Where They Belong. To Hell.