Needless To Say, They Refused To Submit

There Are Some People Who Hate My Guts. But That Goes With The Territory.

They Obeyed, As Wise Men Do When A Woman Puts Her Foot Down . . .

It Doesn't Matter How You Live And Die, It's How The Bards Wrote It Down.

And All Those Exclamation Marks, You Notice? Five? A Sure Sign Of Someone Who Wears His Underpants On His Head.

Aziraphale Collected Books. If He Were Totally Honest With Himself He Would Have To Have Admitted That His Bookshop Was Simply Somewhere To Store Them. He Was Not Unusual In This. In Order To Maintain His Cover As A Typical Second-hand Book Seller, He Used Every Means Short Of Actual Physical Violence To Prevent Customers From Making A Purchase. Unpleasant Damp Smells, Glowering Looks, Erratic Opening Hours - He Was Incredibly Good At It.