My Wife Was Too Beautiful For Words,

You Can't Drown Yourself In Drink. I've Tried; You Float.

A Man Must Pay The Fiddler. In My Case It So Happened That A Whole Symphony Orchestra Often Had To Be Subsidized.

My Head Is Buried In The Sands Of Tomorrow, While My Tail Feathers Are Singed By The Hot Sun Of Today.

You Can Only Be As Good As You Dare To Be Bad.

Why Is There So Much Month Left At The End Of The Money?