My Saddlebags Are Why Spanx Exist! Now

I Always Joke And Say I Want To Invent A Comfortable Stiletto And Then Retire.

When I Was A Child, My Father Used To Encourage My Brother And Me To Fail. At The Dinner Table, Instead Of Asking About The Best Part Of Our Day, He Would Ask Us What We Failed At That Week. If We Didn't Have Something To Tell Him, He Would Be Disappointed. When We Shared Whatever Failure We'd Endured, He'd High-five Us And Say, 'way To Go!' The Gift My Father Gave Us By Doing This Was Redefining What Failure Truly Meant.

When I'm Bored Or Tired Of Being Blonde, I'll Throw On A Wig. It's A Lot Less Of A Permanent Way To Change Your Look, And I Have About 10 - All Different Colors, Shapes, Bobs, Long Hair, Short, Feathered.

I Took A Fear Of Flying Class, And I Always Missed The Class, Because I Was Always Flying.

I Couldn't Figure Out What To Wear Under My Clothes. The Body Shapers Were Too Thick At The Time.