My Routines Come Out Of Total Unhappiness.

"i Wouldn't Go Over Here To Lisa Rinna And I Would Say 'are Those Breasts Real, Are You Wearing Underwear?'"

I'm Telling You That At Eight She Knew More About Reproduction Than Xerox.

Some Women Take Up The Law And Become Lawyers. Other Women Lay Down The Law And Become Wives.

I Want To Be Buried In A Valentino Gown And I Want Harry Winston To Make Me A Toe Tag.

All Babies Look Like Renée Zellweger Pushed Against A Glass Window.