My Own Time Is Passing Fast Enough

Don't You Hate It When...your Suitcase Is The Last One Off The Airplane?

A Little-recognized Value Of Listening And Inquiring Relates To The Realization That In Human Relationships, It Is Frequently Not What The I've Learned ... That It Is Best To Give Advice In Only Two Circumstances: When It Is Requested And When It Is A Life-threatening Situation.

You Really Can't Blame The Military For Wanting To Go To War [in Iraq]. They've Got All These New Toys And They Want To Know Whether They Work Or Not.

If, On The Other Hand, Happiness Depends On A Good Breakfast, Flowers In The Yard, A Drink Or A Nap, Then We Are More Likely To Live With Quite A Bit Of Happiness.

When I Write, I Use An Underwood #5 Made In 1920. Someone Gave Me An Electric Typewriter, But There's No Use Pretending You Can Use Machinery That Thinks Faster Than You Do. An Electric Typewriter Is Ready To Go Before I Have Anything To Say.