My Opponents Make Good Moves Too. Sometimes

I Could Give Any Woman In The World A Piece And A Move; To Gaprindashvili Even, A Knight.

She And I Just Don't See Eye To Eye Together. She's A Square. She Keeps Telling Me That I'm Too Interested In Chess, That I Should Get Friends Outside Of Chess, You Can't Make A Living From Chess, That I Should Finish High School And All That Nonsense. She Keeps In My Hair And I Don't Like People In My Hair, You Know, So I Had To Get Rid Of Her.

All I Want To Do, Ever, Is Play Chess.

I Don't Recommend Trying To Cram A Lot Of Long Opening-move Variations Into Your Head. The Main Idea Behind Any Opening Is To Get A Strong Pawn Center And Give Your Pieces A Lot Of Scope So That You Cramp Your Opponent's Position And Can Attack Weaknesses In His Game.

Computers Are Our Only Opponents That Don't Always Have No Excuse When Losing Against Me.