My Mum And I Have An Incredible

I Dedicate My Love And Whole Heart This Memorial Day To My Dad, A Soldier, Who Like Many Others, Suffers In Silence With Pride And Honor.

Dr. Maggie Dinome Was Given The Duke Award For Her Tireless Efforts And Stellar Contributions To The Eradication Of Cancer. But Unfortunately My Weight Seems Much More Important To Some Of You. While I Will Admit The Dress Didn't Photograph As Well As It Did In My Kitchen, I Will Also Admit I Felt Very Pretty. In Fact, I Feel Beautiful.

My Definition Of Freedom Is Knowing Who You Are, And Then Being It. No Matter What Anyone Else Is Doing. And Naked Parties Of Course.

I Turned Down Prince William's Invitation For Me To Sing At His Birthday Bash Because He Was Spearing Animals In Africa And Bringing Publicity To It, And I Thought That Was Pretty Disgusting!

Right From The Start, You Were A Thief, You Stole My Heart.