My Mother Was A Sunday School Teacher.

There Has Been Nothing More Impactful On My Life And Meaningful To Me Than The Introduction Of Christ. That, Hands Down, Blows Away Every Joke I've Ever Written.

I Ain't No Author, Man . . . My Writing Skills Are Not Of "new York Times" Best-seller Quality, Trust And Believe It Ain't. My Vocabulary Ain't.

If You Ain't Nothing When You Get Money And Fame, You're Just Going To Be More Nothing. If You Don't Stand For Nothing, When You Get Money And Fame, You Ain't Suddenly Fin To Stand For Nothing! You're Just Fin To Be Richer And More Famous - Standing For Nothing!

All You Have To Do Is Speak Up. Tell Him Straight Up: "i Need You Here To Protect And Provide For Us, To Give Us Security In Our Lives, To Help Raise These Children, To Set An Example For This Boy, Who Needs To See What Real Men Do, And For This Girl, Who Needs To Know What A Real Man Is So She Can Find One Of Her Own Someday. I Need You To Be The Head Of This Family." Lay It Out Like This, And Your Requirements Will Trump His Mother's Every Time.

Let Him Treat You Like A Lady And Open The Car Door For You. If He Doesn't Automatically Open The Door For You, Stand By The Darn Thing And Don't Get Into The Vehicle Until He Realises He Needs To Get Hid Behind Out Of The Driver's Seat And Come Round And Open The Car Door For You. That's His Job!