My Mother Never Had Time For Me.

Until You've Been Kissed On A Rainy Parisian Afternoon - You've Never Been Kissed.

Of All The Wonders Of Nature, A Tree In Summer Is Perhaps The Most Remarkable; With The Possible Exception Of A Moose Singing 'embraceable You' In Spats.

After 60, All Of Us Belong To The Weaker Sex.

Sex Without Love Is An Empty Experience, But As Empty Experiences Go, It's One Of The Best.

There's No Way To Prove That There Is No God. You Just Have To Take It On Faith.