My Mom Said The Two Most Important

I Cook And I Chat. That's What I Do. I Love To Write Recipes, But Basically, If You Had To Put It In A Nutshell, I Cook And I Chat.

I Have A Fat Head - I Get Freaked-out Looking At Pictures Of Me.

I Don't Have To Write Jokes. I Don't Have To Write Insults. If You Ask The Man Of The Hour In The Hot Seat, My Mere Existence Is Clearly Insult Enough.

I Work Too Much To Be An Appropriate Parent. I Feel Like A Bad Mom To My Dog [isaboo, A Pit Bull] Some Days Because I’m Just Not Here Enough. I Just Feel Like I Would Do A Bad Job If I Took The Time To Literally Give Birth To A Kid Right Now And Try And Juggle Everything I’m Doing.

I've Never Been A Huge Sweets Eater, And I've Always Loved A Mediterranean Diet. We Eat A Lot Of Dark Leafy Greens, And A Couple Meals Each Week Are Meat-free. We Enjoy Eating A Balanced Diet.