My Mom Always Said That There Would

Music Is Supposed To Be An Escape, It's Supposed To Be Somewhere You Can Go, Where You Can Be Yourself, Or Be Whatever You Wanna Be.

I Like Getting Toilet Paper Thrown At Me.

I Was Just In The Middle Of Singing A Song About How Broke We Were And Now My Cell Phone Rings.

If I Could Pick My Wife By Name, It'd Be Whitney. That Name Just Sounds Right

I've Flown Across America, I've Scaled Fences, I've Stood Under Windows And Gone Out Of My Way Hundreds Of Times. I'm A Hopeless Romantic. There's No Hope For Me.