My Life's Accomplishments? Sanity, And You.

You Have The Opposite Of Poker Face. You Have Like.. Miniature Golf Face.

My Face Is A Transparent Transmitter Of My Every Thought.

Every Day When You Wake Up, Ask Yourself, 'what Do I Really, Really, Really Want? ' You Have To Say Really, Really, Really, Otherwise You Won't Believe It.

You May Return Here Once You Have Fully Come To Understand That You Are Always Here.

You Write Fiction, You're Writing Memoir, And When You're Writing Memoir, You're Writing Fiction.