My Life Has Improved So Much Since

Music Is The Cup Which Holds The Wine Of Silence.

I Would Like, With The Sun Shining Through The Window On A Crisp Early-autumnal Mid-morning, With A Sufficiency Of Monster Cappucino Flowing In My Veins To Prompt Minimal Sentience, To Declare My View For The Record That Drummer Jokes Are A Cruel And Pernicious Form Of Humour Introduced To The World By Under-humoured Persons Lacking In Sensitivity And Concern For Other Drummers.

My Life As A Professional Musician Is A Joyless Exercise In Futility.

Understanding Is Simple. Knowing Is Complicated.

Beginner's Luck Is Great For Beginners.