My Kids Don't Have A Trust Fund,

If You're Black, You Got To Look At America A Little Bit Different. You Got To Look At America Like The Uncle Who Paid For You To Go To College, But Who Molested You.

They Don't Want You To Vote. If They Did, We Wouldn't Vote On A Tuesday. In November. You Ever Throw A Party On A Tuesday? No. Because Nobody Would Come.

I'm Never Proper Or Careful, But I Never Curse In Front Of My Mother, Either.

A Black Man Will Be Elected President Of The United States. I'm Sorry, That's In The Year 10,000.

Funny Is Only Something That Others Know About You - You Can't Be Funny By Yourself.