My Job Is To Watch The Powerful.

The Chief Al Qaeda Recruiting Tool Is The Net.

Does Anyone Know Where The Best Men Are? I Hope They're Not In The Parking Lot Stealing Our Hubcaps.

I Would Decriminalize Marijuana, But You Step Out Of Your House High And You Bother Somebody Else In Any Way, Shape Or Form, I'm Going To Slap A Fine On You That's Going To Curl Your Hair!

I Submit That President Obama And All The Democrat Politicians That Voted For Obamacare Never Even Read The Proposed Law. Nancy Pelosi Admitted It. So, Now, When Chaos Reigns, They Act Surprised That Things Aren't Working.

I've Been Saying That All Along, That If You Open The Door For Gay Marriage, Then You Have To Have The Polygamists And The Triads And The Commune People And Everybody Else, Right?