My Goal In Life Is To Enjoy

You Can Handle Anything.

I've Never Dated. I Can Say This Honestly: I Don't Know What It's Like To Date. But Also, How Am I Going To Date? I'm Not In One State Long Enough.

I'd Rather Be In Love And Have A Baby Than Have A Movie.

I'm Not Out There Screaming That Women Are Drinking Bourbon, But I Think It's A Great Beverage As An Option. I've Got Nothing Against Drinking A Cosmo Or Martini. It's Not Like One Is Judging The Other. It's Just Delicious And Slow And Steady, And There's Something About Sipping A Bourbon That To Me Is Very Relaxing.

That Is The Biggest Form Of Bullying Ever, The Paparazzi. Printing Lies, Making Accusations, It's Just Bullying.