My Friend Has Hand Soap That Smells

When A Couch Potato Is Sliced Up And Then Deep Fried That Is Couch French Fries.

I Was Watching Mtv And There Were Girls Dancing In Suspended Cages. That Would Be An Ambivalent Situation: "i'm Trapped! ...but Enjoying The Music".

For Me And Most Of My Friends Who Are Comedians, If You've Been Doing Comedy For A While, Your Tolerance For Things Actually Moves. I Find It Very Hard To Be Shocked, And When Other People Aggressively Take Offense To Something, I'm Sometimes Confused.

It's Hard To Know What's Gay In Life. Boxing. That's Two Men Fighting Over A Belt.

A Car Alarm Is A Way For A Car To Tell Everyone That Its Owner Is An Asshole.