My First Car Was A Motorcycle.

You Don't Cruise The Internet Looking For Your Name And Walk Away With A Good Feeling. So, I Never Do It.

I'm Really Just Trying To Hash Out The Next Two Weeks Of My Life. So, Something That Is Potentially Four Months Down The Road Is Not Just A Mile Down The Road For Me, It's A Million Miles Down The Road.

If You Want To Have A Good Life, You Should Focus On Your Family, On Your Business, On Your Dog, On Your Fun, And You'll Have A Good Life.

I Give Women Two Types Of Orgasms. Fake And None.

[giving Welfare To Poor People] Is The Equivalent Of The Government Sending [fat People] A Jumbo Bag Of Bugles In The Mail Twice A Month.