My Fellow Americans, I Am Pleased To

America's Best Days Are Yet To Come.

The American Taxing Structure, The Purpose Of Which Was To Serve The People, Began Instead To Serve The Insatiable Appetite Of Government. If You Will Forgive Me, You Know Someone Has Once Likened Government To A Baby. It Is An Alimentary Canal With An Appetite At One End And No Sense Of Responsibility At The Other.

One Of Mankind's Problems Is We Keep Committing The Same Errors.

Intelligence Reports Say Castro Is Very Worried About Me. I'm Very Worried That We Can't Come Up With Something To Justify His Worrying.

Eighty Percent Of Air Pollution Comes From Plants And Trees.