My Favourite Road Sign Is 'falling Rocks'.

When Someone Close To You Dies, Move Seats.

Boxers Don't Have Sex Before A Fight. Do You Know Why That Is? They Don't Fancy Each Other.

I Saw That Show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I Would Have Thought The Obvious One Was 'shout For Help'.

If I'm At Home For The Weekend - And That Is Almost Never - I Tend To Get Twitchy At About Eight O'clock In The Evening Because My Body Clock Is Timed To Go On Stage. I Don't Know What To Do With Myself.

Ten Years After The Chernobyl Accident, And Am I The Only One That's Disappointed? Still No Superheros.