My Favorite Wild Animal Is A Narwhal

I Don't Even Think Of Myself As A Quote, Unquote Star - That's Really Douchey. I Think Of Myself As Just Like . . . A Dance Commander. You Have To Have Dance Parties All Day And Night, And You Always Have To Be Excited About Having A Dance Party. You Have To Have A Dance Party In Milan One Day, And Then Wake Up And Have A Dance Party At, Like, Four In The Morning On National Television In L.a. The Next Day. The Hours Are Insane.

It's Not Acceptable To Torture People For Being Themselves.

Rap In General Has Never Been My Steez, But I Like It.

The People Who Come To My Shows Have Dollar Signs Drawn All Over Them. They Have Blue Lipstick. I Call Them My Animals Because They Just Go Totally Mental.

It Is So Fascinating That Someone Can Commit Their Whole Entire Lifestyle To Being Such A Fantastic Woman When I'm Such A Bum About It.