My Favorite Animal Is Steak.

The Italians Are The Most Civilized People. And They're Very Warm. Basically, They're Jews With Great Architecture.

A Salad Is Not A Meal, It Is A Style.

Polite Conversation Is Rarely Either.

Whenever I Am Doing Anything Else, Which Is Most Of The Time, Even If It Is Not Something Like Robbing A Bank, I Feel Felonious. Writing Is What I'm Supposed To Be Doing.

[on Not Reading Newspapers:] If Something Important Happens, Your Mother Calls You.