My Father Was Quite An Attractive Guy.

Poor Slob Without A Name. It's A Little Inconvenient, His Not Having A Name. But I Haven't The Right To Give Him One: He'll Have To Wait Until He Belongs To Somebody. We Just Sort Of Took Up By The River One Day, We Don't Belong To Each Other: He's An Independent, And So Am I. I Don't Want To Own Anything Until I Know I've Found The Place Where Me And Things Belong Together.

Well, I'm About As Tall As A Shotgun, And Just As Noisy.

I Know The Next Best Thing Is Often The Very Best.

The Good Thing About Masturbation Is That You Don't Have To Get Dressed Up For It.

It May Be Normal, Darling; But I'd Rather Be Natural.