My Father, To Whom I Owe So

Do We Want Blanks, Asterisks And Exclamation Marks Which People Can Fill In With Their Own Imaginations, Or Are We Prepared And Strong Enough To Tolerate, Even If We Do Not Approve, The Strong Anglo-saxon, Realistic And Vivid Language?

There Is Always Time For Failure

Loyalty To The School To Which Your Parents Pay To Send You Seemed To Me Like Feeling Loyalty To Selfridges.

On The Three Pigs He And His Wife Own: "we Acquired The Pigs Last Year. My Wife Was Born On A Pig Farm And Has Always Been Very Fond Of Pigs. Of Course, They Are For Eating, Which Is Why They Are Named Breakfast, Lunch And Dinner. You Wouldn’t Want To Eat Rufus, Marcus And Esmeralda.

Check-ups Are, In My Experience, A Grave Mistake; All They Do Is Allow The Quack Of Your Choice To Tell You That You Have Some Sort Of Complaint That You Were Far Happier Not Knowing About.